Under New Management Cap

“This land is my land. This land is your land.” Sure. Until someone shows up with a clipboard and a flag. Turns out land doesn’t care about folk songs, vibes, or how long your family’s been “thinking about it.”

It responds to ownership, logistics, and whoever’s willing to freeze their ass off to keep it. If this makes you uncomfortable, relax. It’s just a cap.

Probably. Greenland. Under New Management.

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